Ohhh so you had a bad day huh?

Been busy lately? Well that is certainly a lie.
Have better things to do? Nope, not at all.
Have a life maybe? Nah, still doesn't.
Perhaps a new hobby? Hmm. Ohhh.. Well, maybe!

It feels like ages since i last blog. Feels like! Not really actually. It may not even be a month yet.
Since i'm no longer on facebook, i don't go online as much. And that is basically the main reason why i haven't been blogging.

So you know the royal wedding is coming up, in like a few days time! Talking as if i have the invites.
Also mama's and baby's birthday is also coming at around the same date.
Will upload pictures(if any) of their birthday celebration!!

Okay so, bad day!
Nope, my day wasn't bad. I would just like to blog on how to deal with a bad day.
I mean like how you can get through it or turn it around somehow.
It is really easy actually, unless everyday is a bad day! Then i dont know a sollution to that.

Now firstly,
Everybody must have their happy moments in life. Why not on a bad day you take some time and remember that moment. Relive it for a while. You know like having happy thoughts. Know what might helps? A picture of happy moments. Keep it in your purse, wallet or whatever. Just know that it will come in handy on a bad day!

Second,
Always, always have a chocolate in your bag or pocket! This is simple because chocolate heals everything. Even a broken heart, so a bad day? Chocolate can heal that!

Third,
A good playlist in your ipod or phone or whatever! A good playlist doesn't only mean songs that can ease your day. It can be anything, anything that suits you.

Fourth,
Take a shower or a long bath at the end of the day to kinda wash the bad shizz that's been sticking on you the whole day.

Fifth,
If all of the four suggestions above don't work? Then you're only left with one thing to do that is...
Kill yourself!!! Haha no!!! Main main je. You simply need to,
Pick up the phone, and call a person. A good person. The one that listens and understands you.
It can be a friend, a mom, or whoever. As long as the voice on the other line can make you feel better, then its all good.

Then having a bad day, wouldn't be so bad afterall :)

Facebook?? Apa tu??

Hi :)
Jika anda friend saya di facebook sila lah search nama saya sekarang dan pasti anda akan dapati saya tidak wujud lagi dah.
Ingin tahu kenapa?? Haaaaa.
Saya telah meng-deactivate kan account saya buat sementara waktu ni. Taklah sementara sangat mungkin lama lah jugak!

Sebab account saya perlu di-deactivate adalah seperti berikut ;
1. Saya nak hadiah best
2. Saya nak hadiah best
3. Saya nak hadiah best
4. Saya nak hadiah best
5. Saya nak hadiah best

Jadi kepada penaja hadiah, pastikanlah hadiah tu best!

Untuk sesiapa yang perlu teramat amat untuk contact saya tu boleh lah hubungi saya di talian berikut ;

Haha acah je! Talian apa aku ada?
Kalau perlu saya, post lah dekat wall baby! Cewahhh konon famous mcm ada orang nak cari.

Apa lagi ah? Tu je lah.
Bye bye!!!
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(random)

Satursunday!

Okay okay listen up people!

Mcm cikgu kan? Kenapa cikgu selalu cakap ni, while they know memang takde org yang akan listen up or pay attention pun!! What lahhh.

They should start talking with something like this "okay fuckers! hear me out." Sure org dengar kan?? Though we are not all fuckers. But we sure will listen bila tiba tiba cikgu cakap mcm ni. Kan?

Okay soooooo that's not why I'm writing today! The main reason why Im blogging at this moment is because some asshole sent me 2 photos of hantu tadi. Thanks! Okay kidding kidding not asshole lah haha!

Thus, now I cant sleep. I should sleep. Its past my bedtime. But I cant. So I started writing stuff on my friend's facebook wall. (okay not important)

Lapat lahh. Bye!

Ohhhh lupa......

Black or Red

My life is boring. It really is. Sumpah tak tipu!

But then again maybe taklah boring sangat kot kan?

So today I would like to tell you what is the most interesting thing that's happened to me in the past 24 hours.

Firsly sekarang pukul 11.13am waktu London. 24 hours ago would be 11.13am semalam la kan? Hmm where was I at 11.13am semalam ah?? Ohh in my maths class kot. Yesterday was the day of my test. The test carried 30% of my overall....... overall....... overall apa ah? Overall markah la mcm for this semester. The other 70% would be my final exam.

The test was okay laaaaa. I think!

So after finishing the test, I decided to go home. I waited for the lift as the pemalas that I am. 1 tingkat je pun, tapi nak jugak tunggu lift!

There are 3 lifts for this particular building. Each lift is a bit small. There were 5 or 6(including me) people as I can recall waiting for these 3 small lifts. 2 of them adalah org hitam besar yang sedang borak kuat gila. They were big. Ala ala size Shaquille O'neal. Taktau sapa shaquille o'neal?

Okay ni dia

Haa maybe taklah besar ni sangat. Tapi besar la jugak! Okay back to the story. Ada 1 lift ni bukak. And it was semi full so muat la lagi 2/3 org. I was like half kaki nak masuk lift ni. Then tiba tiba tiba tiba tiba tiba Shaquille O'neal datang and tolak saya sikit and masuk lift tu. Because he was so fucking big. Semua org lain kena tunggu next lift temasuklah kawan dia yg lagi sorg tu and myself.

Best tak!! Pasal dia aku kena turun tangga!! Dia lagi besar dia la patut turun tangga!! Plus dia lelaki!! Hellllloo tak penah dengar org cakap "ladies first" ke!!!Bodoh!!

Okay maybe dia tak bodoh. Maybe dia ada emergency and dia nak turun cepat. Or maybe dia takleh turun tangga nanti kaki dia tecabut. Okay whatever!

So that is the most interesting thing that happened to me yesterday.

Today pulak. Due to Mac & Cheese unavoidable reason, I was late for class. Yep yg pagi tadi punya pukul 9. I rush into the train and bumped into an asian dude. He was wearing a red sweater. So I think I'll call him red sweater guy la aih.

So red sweater guy got off at the same stop as me. Okay coincidence.

We took the same bus and and and he got a seat but he didn't sit down. So I took a sit and dia pegang the pole. So technically he gave me his sit la kan? Or maybe dia nak bagi org tua or something aku yg perasan lebih.

Then I got off at the uni and went to class. Taktaulah red sweater guy berhenti mana.

After habis class that is like a few mins ago, I decided to use the computer sebab break kejap je pun. And guess who I saw when I entered the IT room. Red sweater guy!

Yep he is 3 rows in front of me while I'm typing this. Serious shit sumpah tak tipu.

Okay if I meet him again later today. Memang sah la dia ni jodoh aku! HAHA

It's not like we told others about it.

It has been like 3 weeks since I last blogged. And that is simply because I'm just too lazy. Not because I'm busy. It's not like I have anything better to do. Also not that I have found a new hobby. It's just that I don't feel like typing crap about something that maybe people might not even care.

But now I'm in the mood so yeah here we are!

So guess what? Recently I got to know that there's this person who's mad at me. She was not only mad at me but also to a few people. She's angry for what she did. Got it? She did something, SHE did, NOT me, but still she was mad at me and my friends. Why? What the hell?

Though I deeply feel that she should THANK US, it is only fair and since we were kinda good friends back then, I guess, I am sorry, well WE are sorry. Sorry okay? Sorry.

Okay moving on to important stuff.

My mama is coming back this weekend!!!! YEAYYY. Also also, my dad is coming to visit. For about a week or so. YEAY YEAY to that. I can't wait!!!

Ohh and also my Business Law lecture will start in less than 5 minutes time. So I guess I gotta run fast, because the lecture is in the other building.

Okay gtg. BYE!

Wait for it.

Today is the day that I'm gonna blog about people, and I will also mention their names.

Haaaa takut tak? Takut kan?

No worries people. Your secrets are safe with me. I'm just gonna say allowable stuff. So chill.

Okay first of all. I just read Elsa's blog. So I guess you're going to Adelaide huh? Continuing your degree? Well I wish you all the best and GOOD LUCK!! :) Bring back a mat salleh okay?

Next is Khidmah. Need a vacation? Sabar boleh tak. Tunggu lah aku balik. Pls don't go and have fun without me! Please tau? Okay? haha

I also read Tini's blog. Though she lives with me now, I still do stalk her! haha. Why do you love animals more than human? Why tini why?? Firstly kau takleh bela anjing. And also you're allergic to cats kan? So why?

Hmm who else? Hahh I also read Nadia Radhuan's blog. Are u sick?? Oh and your blog is seriously funny! I feel like you're telling me stories although the last time we talked was like 10 freakin years ago!!!!!

Okay moving now to other friends. Messages from me, to YOU.

Farah. Kenapa kau tanak sambung degree kat sini? Taylors mahal tau! Even though campus dia gempak and all. But still why?? Tanak tinggal Bieber lah tu. Ish

Nadia Basok. Dah start 6 months kan? Sila sabar okay. HAHAHAHA

Asyreen. Ally and Noah exist! Believe me, they do.

Ameer Hafiy. If only u could read!! I miss ameer.

Baby. You don't know how MALAS nya aku to go pick u up from school afterwards!

And Ben. I will make u eat cheese! I repeat..... CHEESE. And its gonna be legend - wait for it-

Okay thats it for now. bye bye bye bye bye bye!

Cheat or die!

So since my blog's only fan is now in the middle of an exam, I guess it is only fair if I share my cheating tips with you.

Cheating in Exams 101 ;

1. Take a picture of your note. Save it on your handphone.

2. Hide your exam notes under the sink of the toilet.

3. Write tiny tiny notes, stuff it in your socks.

4. Write key points inside your shirt

5. This is the most important bit of cheating in exams, and also cheating in whatever! NEVER I repeat... NEVER get caught. Never confess. Never hesitate. Never feel guilty. If not, never do it.

Because if you do feel guilty, then you will hesitate, the next thing is you'll confess and BOOM!! You'll get caught. And it's not fun anymore when you're caught cheating, it's just dumb.

So I guess that's it. Good luck!!! :)